Friday, February 13, 2026

New designation: modern swing music

...If you are wondering where my music has gone, save for a couple songs on apps other than Apple Music and iTunes,

...payday came for publishing royalties and the bugs of TuneCore decided not to pay us our dues and instead cancel their account with us.  Give me time to take over the accounts and restore the songs accordingly. 


...never give a number to Felicia

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Host single release


    Once upon a time people took photos of flowers and made money with them.  Be our guest listening to this simple yet profound ambient track starting off our complete catalog playlist of music.


Friday, February 6, 2026

Private albums via PicFair


    A fantastic new feature from PicFair is the private albums functionality.  Any portraits or confidential photos will be accessible to you the customers alone through password protection.  We promise not to pull a Faithbook and share your misinformation.  

Friday, January 23, 2026

History in the making

    Following the war in Afghanistan after the 911 terror attacks, Iran has shown the full ass front of their National Socialist regime, daring world intervention. As it turns, the Stargate movie was science fiction and the only damage a nuclear ordnance would do to satan is psychological.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Bonus album: memes


    Moreso for easy amusement than profit, it's just business as usual.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Friday, January 9, 2026

Essay: the vitality of the Pygmy vote

 The Vital Role of Political Pygmies in the Conservatives’ Path to Victory

    In the grand theater of British politics, where giants like Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher once strode with commanding presence, the term “political pygmies” has become a staple insult for those deemed diminutive in stature, vision, or impact. Coined in heated debates and leadership contests, it refers to the mediocre, the uninspired, and the factional squabblers who populate the backbenches and occasionally the front lines. Yet, as the Conservative Party licks its wounds after the 2024 electoral drubbing and eyes the next general election around 2029, one might counterintuitively argue that these pygmies are not a liability but a vital asset. Without them, the Tories’ road to redemption—and victory—would be far rockier.

    First, consider the pygmies as a foil for true leadership. In a party reeling from defeat, the presence of lesser figures amplifies the appeal of potential giants. The 2024 leadership race, as critiqued in various analyses, highlighted contenders like Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick as relative “minnows” lacking the gravitas of historical heavyweights. But this contrast is precisely what energizes the base. Pygmies create a narrative vacuum that a charismatic leader can fill, much like how Thatcher’s rise in the 1970s was bolstered by the perceived weaknesses of her predecessors. For the Conservatives to win, they need a hero’s journey, and pygmies provide the lowly起点 from which that ascent begins. Without them, every candidate risks blending into a sea of adequacy, diluting the party’s ability to rally voters around a singular, towering vision.

    Moreover, pygmies serve as the party’s internal pressure valve, channeling dissent and ideological extremes in ways that prevent outright implosion. The European Research Group (ERG) and other hardline factions, often derided as pygmy cabals for their narrow focus on Brexit purism, absorbed the frustrations of the right wing during the tumultuous Johnson and Truss eras. By containing these voices, the party avoids the kind of public fractures that doomed Labour in the 1980s. In the lead-up to the next election, with issues like immigration, net zero, and economic recovery dominating, pygmies can test radical ideas in the shadows—allowing the leadership to adopt winners and disown losers. This strategic utility turns potential saboteurs into unwitting scouts, mapping the electoral terrain without risking the main force.

    Finally, on a broader stage, political pygmies in the opposition inadvertently aid the Conservatives by underscoring Labour’s vulnerabilities. Keir Starmer’s government, already facing early criticisms for policy U-turns and internal rifts, features its own share of perceived lightweights. When Tory attacks label them as pygmies—echoing historical jibes like those against euro-skeptics or technocrats—it reinforces a narrative of Conservative superiority. Voters, weary of mediocrity, may yearn for the stability and boldness the Tories promise, especially if pygmies in their own ranks are sidelined in favor of a unified front.

    In essence, political pygmies are the unsung catalysts of Conservative renewal. They highlight excellence by their absence, absorb internal toxins, and make rivals look small. As the party rebuilds, embracing this ironic vitality could be the key to reclaiming power. After all, even giants need stepping stones—or in this case, pygmies—to reach the summit.


Until the next World Wrestling Economic Forum,

GO WRESTLERS!!!

Saturday, January 3, 2026

2026 Drayton Valley Photo Walk


    Amidst the grime of winter stands the ghastly beauty of frost whitening all trees and structures in a crystalline wonderland.  Kicking off the 2026 year with a photo walk, this album features photos edited with both the auto adjust feature alongside photos adjusted manually, as well as a number that are not edited at all.  Realism.  You be the judge.

Friday, January 2, 2026

Steven Bonk hits the nail on the head (with the right part of the hammer)

Steven Bonk unleashing truth in the new 2026 year. 

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Silent Night Christmas carol release



Kicking off the playlist on the 23rd of December.  Merry Xmas!
Now out for your listening pleasure, Silent Night in a Christmas playlist.

Monday, December 15, 2025

Precious is Lost Spocked single release

Tonight is the night.  I can feel it.

single ‘Precious is Lost Spocked’ is now live in all the online music stores.


in a playlist

within the full catalog

Friday, November 21, 2025

Like a thief in the night...

 So begins another day at Medium Photographics, feeling good.

    Serving the Brazeau County and Drayton Valley region, we are offering a host of portrait services ranging from Christmas cards to family portraits.  Feel free to fire us an email to enquire as to the feasibility of having us serve you this Xmas.  A base fee of $150.00 is asked.  Anything over that is donation based on what you feel the value may be.  Email us for more.


Tuesday, November 18, 2025

the second coming of Christmas

    Christmas!  The final frontier.  Ahead of schedule for the dark winter season being set aglow, look to yet another Silent Night cover from the comical duo of Medium Photographics.

merry Xmas  (another randomized playlist)

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

the caveman epidemic

    The caveman like fruits of the unbridled satanislam epidemic, although prophetic, are forefront in the unfiltered evening news.

Saturday, November 1, 2025

Have a solemn All Saints Day


    A day of commemoration of all the saints alive and alive who throughout history have inspired others to lives of gratitude and honourable living.  May this day be a blessing to all who acknowledge the Way the Truth and the Life.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Nate Fox (which way did he go?)


if getting Ruprechtrolled were a thing
two architectures no longer standing

having incurred Barabbas Rath.

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Animal Farm meets 1984

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Mountain Woman single release

singer songwriter Peggy Wonnenberg

    On the topic of authenticity, sincerity in the music industry, (no longer questionable since the Milli Vanilli scandal of the 1990s), is front and center in the auto tunage of this warm hearted track.


choose your weapon

in a playlist

Friday, September 19, 2025

Authentic Counterfeit Intelligence


    Hardware versus software, chocolate versus vanilla, coffee versus iced tea; everyone loves the authenticity of puppets.  While the greatest of convenience stores, counterfeit intelligence most lacking attribute is found in its complete lack of authenticity or heart.

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Happy Wedding Anniversary Month!

Happy Wedding Anniversary Month to all and everyone!

    This month only comes once every year.  Let us cherish this special time of year forevermore.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Ambience Studies EP release and mixtape


     Spanning everything from the long ago construed Chariots of Fire affair of the late princess Diana to the release of Vietnow, Ambience Studies examines many of the soundscapes that have developed within the borders of that timeframe. 

Study it in a mixtape

A thirteen hour long playlist best broken up into bits of homework for now and again.

Friday, August 8, 2025

Over the moon Honeymoon



    A tale in the making.  It has been some time since the online store has been refreshed with new content.  What better time to add content than our after the fact honeymoon?

Friday, July 25, 2025

stay tuned


    A recent trip to Amadeus Music in Edmonton has opened up limitless possibilities toward the music industry.

Saturday, July 19, 2025

bicycles

    Auto enthusiasts from near and far gather to celebrate the craftsmanship of the auto industry.  Cars dating back to the original Model T Ford's were found at the annual car show in Drayton Valley, Alberta.

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Just putting this out there

Am guessing that slayer had a different intended meaning long ago back in the 1980s.

Monday, July 7, 2025

couple digital vinyl playlists

Monday, June 23, 2025

Do Not Love the World

15Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. 16For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride of lifec [parades] —is not from the Father but is from the world. 17And the world is passing away along with its desires, but whoever does the will of God abides forever.

    16“For this is how God loved the world: He gaveg his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.17God sent his Son into the world not to judge the world, but to save the world through Him.

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

At risk of not being eternal

    Keeping abreast of sports, the alternative to bloody warfare, is a numbers game.  It is difficult to play well to la-di-da music, so here is a comprehensive pep rally mixtape.

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Trance Arpeggio release


    From ambient to trance metal, Trance Arpeggio is this artist first track to feature Dolby Atmos or in terms Apple, Spatial Audio.


a couple of mixtapes to go with it

Saturday, May 3, 2025

devil went down to Heartland graphic



    Having seen how much we enjoyed the CBC drama production about a farm ranch in Alberta, it would seem the devil needed to corrupt his own version of the show with the Yellowstone series. Cookie monsters of the world unite! [Costello]

Friday, April 18, 2025

Easter

    Commemorate Easter this year with the greatest series about the risen Lord Jesus Christ by consuming the Chosen series.  Season 5 debuted in theatres ahead of the online streaming release.

Monday, April 14, 2025

Canada's 2025 federal election campaign in a nutshell


    Fresh from the civil war election of the neighbours to the south, Canada's electoral process is in full swing, from the mountains moving from the beautiful province of British Columbia to the eastern shores of the righteous coastal communities.
    Forces of ill versus good intent are anyone's guess as to who will come out on top.  Broken binds and broken chains of voodoo are the inevitable future regardless of whomever calls themselves winners.

Monday, March 31, 2025

All the Hits playlist [complete eight hour catalog of music released to date]


    An all star playlist of the complete catalog of music released to date, composed in such a manner as to flow freely for the eight hours it comprises.  If Mozart were alive today, it is probable he would approve?