Back to coming soon: authenticitychristenedfauxpas.studio in the works

A nice band photo to kick off a fresh start to new music in the works.

phpBB forum again.  Is it worth the cost?

the French Canadian Revolutionaire [Restoration]

    Reading about the French Revolution brings to mind Canada's current financial crisis where the middle class resembles Canadian Liberal Party supporters.

In the works…

to Sir John Cleese:

    May all of your birthday wishes be fulfilled.

I am what my bank account says I (mailroom) am. Stranger Things have happened

    Restoring and securing rights--privacy, mineral and otherwise.

2026 historical art design wars

     The annual historic chariot art design wars grew this year to a large cramped outpouring of auto design suit armour expression and camaraderie.  Reminiscent of the Cars and Guitars show in southern Alberta, there were too many cars to photograph so I resort to superlapse video to ensure there were no hurt feelings of being left out of the footage.

    Within the church and especially the newly baptized, instruction from the sermon on the mount warning of merely calling a fellow a fool [mōros meaning morally bankrupt or godless fool] would make us liable to eternal damnation. 

    Outside of the church the common lament is known as racism, the dictionary word of the year for quite some time now.  More to come. 

Evansburg Pembina Valley Daze 7-11

    Incomparable to being struck by lightning, or an appearance of the Lord, Pembina Valley Daze draws a crowd around a pancake breakfast and a short but sweet parade. Pembina Valley Daze revolves round the subsequent annual car show featuring a wide variety of cars classic to Mad Max ratrod. 

Bet on being dumb (and dumber). Happy Canada Day!

 cheaters never prosper

Happy Canada Day!

plate painting by Medium Photographics

    A landslide in everything but the polls, Canada gives off the appearance of an easy land grab meal to our neighbours south of us.  Having fallen to the evil globalization schemes, there is much digging ourselves out of the pit to be done.

the latest derision

2026 annual Drayton Valley Air Show

    After nearly three weeks of rainy weather, 

the sun came out for the weekend of the annual air and car show.

hobby horsers of the world unite!

Full Disclosure

Likely, this was the video that got The Chief exorcist of Washington Monsignor Stephen Rossetti, to be fired. Sad

Just listen. And retweet pic.twitter.com/iQ4M9e5gxe

— Rev .Vitus (@Vitus_osst) June 4, 2026

    Although battling schizophrenia is a nuance of the business name, a spirit medium (crystal ball fortune teller) I am not, nor am I about strength of character to beat up other characters. 

photography graphic design travel mug

    Outside of the obnoxious belligerent slavish sorcery jabber, enjoy the day's briefing with a cup of joe, or better yet take it on the road with you.

What legacy left behind will be that more than what the foremost historians proscribe.

What nomenclature will subsist but that what we speak and spell of ourselves?  As Bruce Lee once quipped, "do not speak ill of yourself even in jest.  Words have power, that is why it is called spelling".

Morning glory, eternal rays of sunshine, where does God dwell that is unapproachable light?  Will NASA ever try to colonize the sun?  Breezing the days foresight over what bodes eternal.

Sip after sip of nature's speed gives new synapse to yesteryears perspectives.  Curating the online afterlife following the debunking of most prolific social media platforms is a joy and a pleasure in ways that only designers with a hold on the magnificence of God's subtle influence over our day to day lives will understand.  Where the Lord is not watching over a household, there is not security.  

In summary, do not shun coffee and get out there and take in all that nature has to offer us.  There can only be one Punisher and he does not share power.  Ramble out and on.  It's been a pleasure chatting with you all.

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes.

Drayton Valley slackers

    Let the hot dry weather ensue.  Slacker day at the Drayton Valley Rodeo grounds allows time for the free show to warm up and entertain the kids and bring in all the payoffs.  Call in the Calgary [scoffs].

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Michaela single release

or in a mixtape

knowledge is power

    Knowledge is power.  In an ever-growing universe of Allen powered programming where the only advantage we have is handwriting and the ability to read our constitutions, we must hold the lips of knowledge.                                                                                                                                Repudiated are notions of being the woman disregarding wild ass of a man Muslim beast of the Revelation. Throughout my life, the misapplication of the scripture instructing Christians to not even say hello to antichrist has not led me to disregard it’s pertinence.  

2 John 1:10-11 (KJV): "If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds."

Easter message: approximately 727,933 days ago, Jesus rose from the dead

 paving the way for us to do the same as well as redeeming all the lost souls who had perished beforehand.

   So much is written nowadays about Al (some guy named Allen), it is good to focus on the source of our blessings and meditate on what it means to be Christian.  Just get rid of discombobulated Allen and concentrate on our redeemer.

Happy Easter 2026

    Phrased this way, this scripture becomes clear how the instruction in the gospel message to turn the other cheek to anyone striking you is intended to be applied; like a teacher suffering unruly children.

She was once a Muslim, now a Christian convert.

Listen as she takes one of the favorite arguments used by Muslims to trip up Christians, and completely dismantles it with God's Word.

Do you know Scripture well enough to combat the lies? pic.twitter.com/V5q0GCrUF9

— 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 👑 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚊™ (@1776Diva) April 1, 2026

word on the Sesame street

    Just like the Sesame street of old, this great cartoon series offers entertainment value for adults as well as modern day lessons to navigate our complex world.
tuttle twins

late night algebra

Some late night algebra. What scribble ye? pic.twitter.com/ded6JF6tqo

— Russell Wonnenberg (@Fuzername) March 10, 2026

Yah Mon

Just say no to Iran's bill C-9 bogus protectionism

    My two cents, narrated by coop clucks clan, as to pinpointing the origins of all the recent pedophilia cannibalism nonsense.  As the Canadian government attempts to go full Iran on the Canadian populace via bills like C9, next steps are being determined if not set in stone.

    Upon first reading, bill C-3P0 is worded so as to make it a crime to cause anyone in Canada to feel unwelcome in any public space. The fears around this, as in any slow national socialist erosion of rights is in the vagueness of what this might mean for us in the future.  

    On another note, if the United States are willing to add another trillion dollars to their debt, we will gladly accept compensation for thought broadcasting against our will. 

the truth about Valentine's Day

Today is Valentine's day. For Catholics it is the feast of Saint Valentine.

Emperor Claudius II banned marriage for young men because he believed single men made better soldiers (no attachments).

Valentine defied the Empire because he followed the laws of God, not of men.

He… pic.twitter.com/F2w26r1lwV

— Trad West (@trad_west_) February 14, 2026

Epstein all over the news again. I am guilty of watching this Marvel movie where he stars as “himself” as the rock creature named Jeffery. Something about this movie made me start digging. #ThorLoveandThunder pic.twitter.com/mvYxSYaMDA

— Russell Wonnenberg (@Fuzername) February 11, 2026

 Truth be told, they can live a long long while

Tickled to death by their importance. 

-Tragically Hip

    I am hearing and seeing much about the atomic truth bomb of the Epstein files being made public. Conspiracy theories, everything from the September 11, 2001 terror attacks being an inside job to Hollywood celebrities torturing and consuming children and babies then rubbing it in our faces thinking they would never be caught are being horrifically verified. Tens of millions of pages and other media are now brought to light. Prime evil. 

🚨VIGANÒ DROPS BOMBSHELL! Archbishop Viganò’s Explosive Warning on Global Blackmail, PIZZAGATE, HILLARY CLINTON, JOHN PODESTA, MOSSAD and the Elite Child Exploitation Network [VIDEO]

🚨 In a historic and chilling statement, Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò reveals what he calls a… pic.twitter.com/E6foCznkeM

— Medeea Greere (@GreereMedeea) February 15, 2026

https://www.justice.gov/epstein

Someone had to make all the Epstein documents actually searchable.

So I did.https://t.co/D75u1M5pXB pic.twitter.com/gmyZ7In77F

— Epstein File Search (@epsteinsearchin) February 13, 2026

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Thousands of New Epstein Videos Discovered With This Weird Trick. pic.twitter.com/rxU4FIyimZ

— ★★★ Pamphlets ★★★ (@PamphletsY) February 16, 2026

New designation: modern swing music

...If you are wondering where my music has gone, save for a couple songs (no one able to buy or sell without the mark of the beast [antichrist]),

...account closure without due process.  I'll keep you posted as I can.

...never give a number to Felicia

Depriving the world of much music.

Host single release CANCELLED by woke satan

    Once upon a time people took photos of flowers and made money with them.  Be our guest listening to this simple yet profound ambient track starting off our complete catalog playlist of music.

Private albums via PicFair

    A fantastic new feature from PicFair is the private albums functionality.  Any portraits or confidential photos will be accessible to you the customers alone through password protection.  We promise not to pull a Faithbook and share your misinformation.  

History in the making

Unlike the war in Afghanistan after the 911 terror attacks, Iran has shown the full ass front of their National Socialist regime, daring world intervention. Turns out the Stargate movie was science fiction and the only damage a nuclear ordnance would do to satan is psychological pic.twitter.com/oOhWfoZhgM

— Russell Wonnenberg (@Fuzername) January 23, 2026

    Following the war in Afghanistan after the 911 terror attacks, Iran has shown the full ass front of their National Socialist regime, daring world intervention. As it turns, the Stargate movie was science fiction and the only damage a nuclear ordnance would do to satan is psychological.

Bonus album: memes

    Moreso for easy amusement than profit, it's just business as usual.

yes, Max Headroom

A reminder to tell others to turn off their TV's. pic.twitter.com/6SVWG9f42o

— Kris Eriksen 🇨🇦 (@KEriksenV2) January 12, 2026

Essay: the vitality of the Pygmy vote

 The Vital Role of Political Pygmies in the Conservatives’ Path to Victory

    In the grand theater of British politics, where giants like Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher once strode with commanding presence, the term “political pygmies” has become a staple insult for those deemed diminutive in stature, vision, or impact. Coined in heated debates and leadership contests, it refers to the mediocre, the uninspired, and the factional squabblers who populate the backbenches and occasionally the front lines. Yet, as the Conservative Party licks its wounds after the 2024 electoral drubbing and eyes the next general election around 2029, one might counterintuitively argue that these pygmies are not a liability but a vital asset. Without them, the Tories’ road to redemption—and victory—would be far rockier.

    First, consider the pygmies as a foil for true leadership. In a party reeling from defeat, the presence of lesser figures amplifies the appeal of potential giants. The 2024 leadership race, as critiqued in various analyses, highlighted contenders like Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick as relative “minnows” lacking the gravitas of historical heavyweights. But this contrast is precisely what energizes the base. Pygmies create a narrative vacuum that a charismatic leader can fill, much like how Thatcher’s rise in the 1970s was bolstered by the perceived weaknesses of her predecessors. For the Conservatives to win, they need a hero’s journey, and pygmies provide the lowly起点 from which that ascent begins. Without them, every candidate risks blending into a sea of adequacy, diluting the party’s ability to rally voters around a singular, towering vision.

    Moreover, pygmies serve as the party’s internal pressure valve, channeling dissent and ideological extremes in ways that prevent outright implosion. The European Research Group (ERG) and other hardline factions, often derided as pygmy cabals for their narrow focus on Brexit purism, absorbed the frustrations of the right wing during the tumultuous Johnson and Truss eras. By containing these voices, the party avoids the kind of public fractures that doomed Labour in the 1980s. In the lead-up to the next election, with issues like immigration, net zero, and economic recovery dominating, pygmies can test radical ideas in the shadows—allowing the leadership to adopt winners and disown losers. This strategic utility turns potential saboteurs into unwitting scouts, mapping the electoral terrain without risking the main force.

    Finally, on a broader stage, political pygmies in the opposition inadvertently aid the Conservatives by underscoring Labour’s vulnerabilities. Keir Starmer’s government, already facing early criticisms for policy U-turns and internal rifts, features its own share of perceived lightweights. When Tory attacks label them as pygmies—echoing historical jibes like those against euro-skeptics or technocrats—it reinforces a narrative of Conservative superiority. Voters, weary of mediocrity, may yearn for the stability and boldness the Tories promise, especially if pygmies in their own ranks are sidelined in favor of a unified front.

    In essence, political pygmies are the unsung catalysts of Conservative renewal. They highlight excellence by their absence, absorb internal toxins, and make rivals look small. As the party rebuilds, embracing this ironic vitality could be the key to reclaiming power. After all, even giants need stepping stones—or in this case, pygmies—to reach the summit.

Until the next World Wrestling Economic Forum,

GO WRESTLERS!!!

2026 Drayton Valley Photo Walk

    Amidst the grime of winter stands the ghastly beauty of frost whitening all trees and structures in a crystalline wonderland.  Kicking off the 2026 year with a photo walk, this album features photos edited with both the auto adjust feature alongside photos adjusted manually, as well as a number that are not edited at all.  Realism.  You be the judge.

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Steven Bonk hits the nail on the head (with the right part of the hammer)

Mark Carney.
Brookfield.
Cutting down the rainforest.
Slaves.

My friends, you need to see this. pic.twitter.com/tCOmDmHN4J

— Steven Bonk (@StevenBonkMP) January 1, 2026

Steven Bonk unleashing truth in the new 2026 year. 

Happy New Year! Lil' doggies go to heaven randomized mixtape

 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Silent Night Christmas carol release

Kicking off the playlist on the 23rd of December.  Merry Xmas!

Now out for your listening pleasure, Silent Night in a Christmas playlist.

Precious is Lost Spocked single release

Tonight is the night.  I can feel it.

single ‘Precious is Lost Spocked’ is now live in all the online music stores.

in a playlist

within the full catalog

listen on T I D A L digital vinyl

Like a thief in the night...

 So begins another day at Medium Photographics, feeling good.

    Serving the Brazeau County and Drayton Valley region, we are offering a host of portrait services ranging from Christmas cards to family portraits.  Feel free to fire us an email to enquire as to the feasibility of having us serve you this Xmas.  A base fee of $150.00 is asked.  Anything over that is donation based on what you feel the value may be.  Email us for more.

the second coming of Christmas

    Christmas!  The final frontier.  Ahead of schedule for the dark winter season being set aglow, look to yet another Silent Night cover from the comical duo of Medium Photographics.

merry Xmas  (another randomized playlist)

the caveman epidemic

FBI agent John Guandolo explains Islam perfectly in 3 minutes.

We are 50 years late‼️ pic.twitter.com/KPpdMCdovs

— Ncole ✡︎ (@ncole_r) January 7, 2026

 The caveman like fruits of the unbridled satanislam epidemic, although prophetic, are forefront in the unfiltered evening news.

    The demon endgame is to have God destroy the world again.  Simple as that summary. 

Have a solemn All Saints Day

    A day of commemoration of all the saints alive and alive who throughout history have inspired others to lives of gratitude and honourable living.  May this day be a blessing to all who acknowledge the Way the Truth and the Life.

Happy All Hallows Day!

Granny Rap rerelease Elder Rap CANCELLED by woke satan

A side: M-m-milk it & Scarlett's Web Outro

B side: Happy Trail's End & Back to the Co-up 50s

C side: Monarch

Nate Fox (which way did he go?)

if getting Ruprechtrolled were a thing

two architectures no longer standing having incurred Barabbas Rath.